ReSplash! - Splash text restored & curated

Minecraft 版本： 1.6.1 1.6.2 1.6.4 1.7.2 1.7.3 1.7.4 1.7.5 1.7.6 1.7.7 1.7.8 1.7.9 1.7.10 1.8 1.8.1 1.8.2 1.8.3 1.8.4 1.8.5 1.8.6 1.8.7 1.8.8 1.8.9 1.9 1.9.1 1.9.2 1.9.3 1.9.4 1.10 1.10.1 1.10.2 1.11 1.11.1 1.11.2 1.12 1.12.1 1.12.2 1.13 1.13.1 1.13.2 1.14 1.14.1 1.14.2 1.14.3 1.14.4 1.15 1.15.1 1.15.2 1.16 1.16.1 1.16.2 1.16.3 1.16.4 1.16.5 1.17 1.17.1 1.18 1.18.1 1.18.2 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.21 1.21.1 1.21.2 1.21.3 1.21.4 1.21.5 1.21.6 1.21.7 1.21.8 1.21.9 1.21.10 1.21.11

平台： minecraft

标签： locale tweaks vanilla-like

Wait, what?

ReSplash is a resource pack all about Minecraft-ifying Minecraft's splash text. Making it more Minecraft-y than Minecraft. You follow? No? That's fine.

Rather than copying an existing splashes.txt file, I transcribed every single splash off the wiki, one by one, an effort taking a few hours. I even accidentally duplicated "Check it out!" like Mojang did and then caught it.

What's it change?

Below are all the splashes added and curated by ReSplash.

In total, ReSplash has 400 splashes, compared to base Minecraft's 446.

Here's how to read the sections:

Added splash!

Mojang splash! -> ReSplash splash!

§1 - Reintroduced Splashes

Former splashes restored by ReSplash ### Indev era ***Better than Prey!*** *Moderately attractive!* -> ***Sexy!*** ***Minors welcome!*** ***Made by Notch!*** *It's finished!* -> ***When it's finished!*** (as the game is continuously updated) ### Alpha era *Not as cool as Spock!* -> Now accompanied by the original ***Cooler than Spock!*** ***Rude with two dudes with food!*** ***Lewd with two dudes with food!*** (¿Por qué no los dos?) *Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!* -> ***Superfragilisticexpialidocious!*** ***Woo, /v/!*** ***Switches and ores!*** ### Beta era *"Autological" is!* -> ***"Noun" is an autonym!*** ### Adventure era ***110813!*** ***Totally forgot about Dre!*** ***Hobo humping slobo babe!*** ***Popping tags!***

§2 - Revitalized Splashes

Former splashes restored and rewritten by ReSplash ### Indev era *Pre-beta!* -> ***Out of beta!*** *Kind of dragon free!* -> ***Absolutely dragon free?*** (question mark is intentional) *More than [n] sold!* -> All four (4000, 5000, 25000, 500) + a new one: ***More than 300000000 sold!*** *Now on OpenGL 3.3 core profile!* -> ***OpenGL 3.3!*** ### Alpha era *1% sugar!* -> now accompanied by ***0% sugar?*** (see "dragon free" splash) *The Work of Notch!* -> ***The Work of Notch (and friends)!***

§3 - Remixed Splashes

Extant splashes replaced or rewritten by ReSplash ### Beta era *Twittered about!* -> now accompanied by ***Tweeted about!*** (F to pay respects) ### Adventure era *Made by Jeb!* -> ***Made by Jeb, too!*** *Pumpakungen!* -> ***Pumpa kungen!*** *Colormatic* -> ***Colormatic!*** (added standard-yellow §e exclamation point) *Java 16 + 1 + 4 = 21!* -> ***Now Java 21!*** // Updated to "Now Java 25!" *HURNERJSGER?* -> ***HURNERJSGER!*** *Now contains 32 random daily cats!* -> ***Now with cats!*** (nuked social media in-joke) *Now with Multiplayer!* -> now accompanied by ***Multiplayer!*** (matching *Singleplayer!* splash) ### Microsoft era *More Digital!* -> ***Digital!*** *Thank you for the fish!* & *Thanks for the fish!* -> ***Thanks for all the fish!*** *All rumors are true!* -> ***All the rumors are true!*** *It came from space.* -> ***Made of star stuff!*** 377-390 (Pandemic splashes) replaced -> - ***Scrub, scrub, scrub 'til the water's brown!*** - ***Down with the Sickness!*** *Edit is a name!‌* -> ***"Edit" is a name!*** *Fabulous graphics!* -> ***Fabulous!*** 408-415 (Social justice splashes) replaced -> - ***Strives for more liberty!*** - ***Won't do what they told us!*** - ***Rufus Truthfist!*** - ***Do you not see the signs?!*** - ***Don't be racist, I am a building!*** - ***Did you know that you have rights?*** - ***No more oppression!*** - ***I've got an idea...World Peace!*** * Lines 435-439 condensed down to *I'm glad you're here!* & *Contains infinite genders!* *Sniff sniff...* -> ***Really smells like dog buns!*** (Adventure Time, to go with the Bravest Warriors splash)

§4 - Redacted Splashes

Extant splashes removed by ReSplash ### Adventure era *Finally complete!* All *Hello, [country]!* splashes, except for *日本ハロー！* (referencing the JP credits song of the Minecraft documentary) *Don't feed avocados to parrots!* *Plz reply to my tweet!* *I have a suggestion.* *Woah.* *Ryan also has amazing hair!* *pls rt* *One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!* (No it won't) *Now with additional stuff!* *Extra things!* *Yay, puppies for everyone!* *Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!* */give @a hugs 64* *This is good for Realms.* *Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!* ### Microsoft era *doot doot* *There's no stopping the Trollmaso* *Throw yourself at the ground and miss* *Rule #1: it's never my fault* *Replaced molten cheese with blood?* *Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates* *Javalicious edition* *You're going too fast!* *Don't feed chocolate to parrots!* *The true meaning of covfefe* *Something funny!* *Rainbow turtle?* *I need more context.* *Water bottle!* *What's the question?* *What do you expect?* *Look mum, I'm in a splash!* *Awesome game design right there!* *Ph1lza had a good run!* *10 years of Mining and Crafting!* *Ping the human!* *In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.* *Buzzy Bees!* *Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs* *This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!* (This...is an EX-SPLASH!) *Honey, I grew the bees!* *Find your claw!* *Everybody do the Leif!* *

§5 - Bedrock Splashes

Splashes imported from Bedrock Edition ***Glowing creepy eyes!*** ***& Knuckles!*** ***Mostly harmless!*** ***Artisinal!***

§6 - New Splashes?

I put these extra splashes into the pack, too! ***Agender!*** ***Hello there!*** ***Unparalleled!*** ***Successor of the Chambered!*** ***Order of the Stone!*** ***Rana!*** ***Miners welcome!*** ***Ask your doctor!*** ***Kind of Lootbox free!*** ***VENGEAAAANCE!*** ***Digging a hole!*** ***Godspeed chicken!*** ***Deserves ice cream!*** ***Also try Infiniminer!*** ***Also try Factorio!*** ***Also try Rocket Arena 3!*** ***Also try Cookie Clicker!*** ***Justice for XaPhobia!*** ***Justice for C418!*** ***Fancy!***