Mr. President

Minecraft 版本： 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.21 1.21.1 1.21.2 1.21.3 1.21.4 1.21.5 1.21.6

平台： bukkit paper purpur spigot

标签： adventure cursed game-mechanics

? Mr. President - An AI Fascist With Missiles! ?

? What's New in v1.1.5?

Major Improvements:

• ? Fixed Strategic Bombing - Structures now generate enough blocks to complete missions
• ? Smarter Item Requests - No more asking for diamonds/emeralds, only common items
• ? Balanced Nether Mobs - Max 5 kills for nether mobs (was up to 25!)
• ? 2x Default Missile Power - Because democracy needs more explosions
• ? Cleaned Config File - 60% smaller, 100% more useful with actual descriptions
• ? Standing System Fix - No more duplicate reputation messages

See full changelog for all 40+ improvements!

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? What is Mr. President?

Welcome to the most TREMENDOUS Minecraft plugin ever created! Mr. President transforms your server into a comedic dystopia where an AI-powered dictator issues ridiculous orders, launches missiles at disobedient players, and treats everyone like the worthless tax-paying peasants they truly are.

This isn't just a plugin - it's a REGIME CHANGE.

? Perfect For:

• ✅ Established servers looking for fresh chaos
• ✅ Event servers wanting unique gameplay
• ✅ Comedy servers embracing dark humor
• ✅ Streamers seeking entertaining content
• ✅ Anyone who thinks Minecraft needs more missiles

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⚡ Quick Start (30 Seconds to Tyranny!)

For best experience, use Paper 1.20 or newer.

? Speed Run Installation

1. Drop the JAR → Place mr-president-plugin-1.1.5.jar in /plugins
2. Add API Key → Edit config.yml with your OpenAI key
3. Restart Server → Let the regime begin!
4. First Order → Watch players scramble to obey!

? Essential Commands for Survival

Command	Description	Survival Rating
/myprogress	Check current order status	⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
/reputation	View your standing with the regime	⭐⭐⭐⭐
/offer	Attempt to bribe Mr. President	⭐⭐⭐
/negotiate <msg>	Plead for mercy	⭐⭐
/surrender	Give up (missiles incoming!)	⭐

? First Day Survival Checklist

• [ ] Complete your first order (or die trying)
• [ ] Check reputation (prepare for disappointment)
• [ ] Witness first missile strike (from safe distance)
• [ ] Try bribing with diamonds (50% success rate)
• [ ] Accept your new overlord (100% success rate)

?️ Democracy Manager GUI Panel

Access the Democracy Manager with /dm - a fully interactive GUI that puts all controls at your fingertips:

Player Features:

• ? Live Statistics Dashboard - Track your reputation, orders completed/failed, missiles survived
• ? Direct Messaging - Send messages directly to Mr. President (responses not guaranteed)
• ? Negotiation Interface - Attempt to negotiate with visual success chance indicators
• ?️ Navigation Toggle - Enable/disable waypoint navigation for orders
• ? Order Progress Tracker - Real-time progress on current presidential orders

Admin Control Center:

• ? Order Management - Force start/stop/complete orders with custom selection
• ? Missile Command - Launch any missile type at any player with one click
• ? Missile Power Control - Adjust destruction level (1x Less Powerful, 2x Normal, 3x Extremely Powerful)
• ⏰ Order Timing Control - Set order intervals (Back to Back, Standard, Longer delays)
• ? Reputation Editor - Adjust any player's reputation instantly
• ?️ Heatmap Viewer - See player activity hotspots for targeting
• ? AI Controls - Manage AI responses and behavior
• ? Quick Reload - Reload configuration without commands

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? Core Features That Will Ruin Your Server (In a Good Way)

? AI-Powered Dictator Brain

• Dynamic Personality: Powered by OpenAI for unique, contextual responses
• Memory System: Remembers players and holds grudges accordingly
• 250+ Insults: From "peasant" to "statistical anomaly #48291"
• Personalized IDs: "Credit Score: 350" or "Audit Target #45892"

? 14 Types of Presidential Orders

Click to View All Order Types (Each More Ridiculous Than the Last) 1. **Resource "Donation"** - *"Your items belong to the state now!"* Voluntary contributions of diamonds, gold, or whatever Mr. President's yacht fund needs today. Failure to donate is considered tax evasion. 2. **Intelligence Test** - *"Prove you're smarter than a villager!"* Answer ridiculous riddles like "What has two legs and disappoints me?" (Spoiler: It's you). Wrong answers trigger immediate missile response. 3. **Demolition Duty** - *"Progress requires destruction!"* Tear down that ugly house you spent hours building because it's blocking the view from Mr. President's future golf course. 4. **Wildlife Recruitment** - *"The state needs a zoo!"* Capture innocent animals and deliver them to designated "re-education camps." Chickens are considered political dissidents. 5. **Diplomatic Courier** - *"Urgent documents need delivery!"* Sprint 5000+ blocks to deliver "classified" items (usually just rotten flesh) to ambassadors who definitely aren't just trapped villagers. 6. **Strategic Bombing** - *"Urban planning at its finest!"* Place TNT in specific patterns that spell out propaganda messages. Don't worry about the neighbors - they're probably enemies of the state anyway. 7. **Threat Elimination** - *"National security is at stake!"* Hunt dangerous mobs that are clearly plotting against the regime. That creeper? Obviously a terrorist. That skeleton? Armed insurgent. 8. **Population Control** - *"Too many zombies dilute our democracy!"* Reduce specific mob populations because Mr. President read somewhere that zombie-to-player ratios affect the economy. 9. **Protest Suppression** - *"Iron golems are organizing!"* These metal menaces are clearly union organizers spreading dangerous ideas about "worker's rights" and "not being murdered." Eliminate with extreme prejudice. 10. **Social Cleansing** - *"Zombies don't contribute to GDP!"* Remove these "unproductive elements" from society. They don't pay taxes, they smell bad, and they lower property values in nice neighborhoods. 11. **Monument Construction** - *"Build my glory in obsidian!"* Construct massive propaganda structures featuring Mr. President's face. Must be visible from space. Materials not provided - that's your problem, peasant. 12. **Tax Collection** - *"Revenue enhancement initiative!"* Gather "voluntary" contributions from fellow players. If they refuse, report them for immediate missile audit. The IRS wishes it had our efficiency. 13. **Loyalty Demonstration** - *"Dance, monkey, dance!"* Perform humiliating tasks like jumping in place for 5 minutes, swimming in lava (briefly), or writing "I LOVE MR. PRESIDENT" in diamond blocks. 14. **Emergency Conscription** - *"Your country needs you NOW!"* Immediate deployment to whatever insane task Mr. President dreamed up during his 3am Twitter session. Usually involves TNT, lava, and poor life choices.

? The Presidential Missile Arsenal

Missile Type	Damage	Crater Size	Warning Time	Survival Chance
Warning Shot	Low	3 blocks	10 seconds	80%
Standard	Fatal	5 blocks	8 seconds	40%
Cluster Bomb	Fatal×5	8 blocks	6 seconds	15%
Bunker Buster	Fatal	15 deep	5 seconds	5%
Nuclear Option	Apocalyptic	25 radius	3 seconds	Prayer

? Reputation System

? Loyal Citizen      (+100+)    → Slightly fewer missiles
? Good Standing      (+50-99)   → Still getting missiles  
⚪ Neutral            (-49-49)   → Walking on thin ice
? Suspicious         (-50-99)   → Under surveillance
? Enemy of State     (-100+)    → Name on every missile

?️ Political Infrastructure

• Presidential Monument: Massive obsidian structure (spawns automatically)
• Propaganda Towers: Broadcasting "wisdom" 24/7
• Protected Embassies: Attack ambassadors at your own peril
• State Surveillance: Big Brother is always watching

? Interactive GUI System

Democracy Manager (/dm) - Your One-Stop Oppression Shop:

?️ Click to See All GUI Features **PLAYER INFORMATION ROW** - **Player Profile** - Your degrading citizen ID, reputation standing, complete stats - Real-time tracking of all your failures and occasional successes **STATUS & STATISTICS ROW** - **Reputation Display** - Visual representation with color-coded standing - **Active Order Panel** - Current order with time remaining, glows when urgent - **Server Overview** - Global statistics, population data, threat levels **COMMUNICATION CENTER** - **Message President** - Type messages directly through GUI interface - **Negotiate Button** - Shows success chance percentage before you try - **Discord Status** - Integration status with webhook testing **PLAYER ACTIONS** - **Order Details** - Comprehensive breakdown of current order requirements - **Navigation Toggle** - Enable/disable waypoint beacons - **Help Wiki** - Access to survival guides and tips **ADMIN CONTROL PANEL** (Admin Only) - **Order Management** - Opens sub-GUI with all 14 order types to force-start - **Missile Arsenal** - Opens missile selection GUI with all types - **Reputation Control** - Instant reputation adjustment interface - **Configuration Reload** - Apply config changes without restart **ADVANCED ADMIN TOOLS** - **Heatmap Visualizer** - See where players spend time for targeting - **AI Behavior Controls** - Adjust AI personality and response settings - **Server Status Monitor** - Real-time performance metrics - **Bunker Buster Testing** - Test explosion mechanics safely

Missile Selection GUI Features:

• Visual missile catalog with damage preview
• Player targeting with dropdown selection
• Coordinate targeting for precise strikes
• Warning time customization
• Launch confirmation to prevent accidents

Order Management GUI Features:

• Browse all 14 order types with descriptions
• Preview order requirements before starting
• Emergency stop/complete buttons
• Order history viewer
• Custom duration settings

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?️ Full Installation & Configuration

System Requirements

• Minecraft: 1.20.0 or higher
• Server: Paper/Spigot/Bukkit
• Java: 21 or higher
• OpenAI API: Required for AI features

Detailed Setup

? Step-by-Step Installation 1. Download `mr-president-plugin-1.1.0.jar` 2. Place in server's `/plugins` folder 3. Start server to generate config files 4. Stop server and edit `config.yml` 5. Add your OpenAI API key: ```yaml openai: api-key: "your-openai-api-key-here" ``` 6. Configure to taste (see below) 7. Restart server 8. Embrace authoritarianism! ⚙️ Configuration Options **The config.yml has been completely overhauled in v1.1.5!** - ✨ Removed all non-functional parameters - ? Added detailed descriptions for every setting - ? Only includes settings that actually work - ? Clear warnings for dangerous options ```yaml # Essential Configuration (config.yml) openai: api-key: "your-openai-api-key-here" # REQUIRED! model: "gpt-4o-mini" # Recommended max-tokens: 150 # Keep it snappy orders: enabled: true # Use new order system min-delay-minutes: 5 # Time between orders default-duration-minutes: 15 # Time to complete failure-reputation: 20 # Penalty for failure # Admin controls for missiles and timing are now # in the Democracy Manager GUI (/dm) - much easier! # See full config.yml for all options with descriptions ```

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? How to Survive (And Maybe Thrive)

? Player Survival Guide

? Emergency Protocols **"I'm about to be missiled!"** - Run in zigzags (10% evasion bonus) - Get underground FAST - Offer your best items via `/offer` - Accept your fate with dignity **"I can't complete this order!"** - Check `/myprogress` for specifics - Ask other players for help - Use `/negotiate` to grovel - Prepare bunker for incoming missiles **"My reputation is -100!"** - You're now an Enemy of the State - Every missile has your name on it - Consider witness protection - Or embrace the chaos!

? Pro Tips from Survivors

1. Resource Management

   • Keep diamonds/emeralds for emergency bribes
   • Store valuable items in hidden chests
   • Trade with others to complete orders faster

2. Base Building

   • Build deep underground (bunker busters aside)
   • Multiple exits for missile evasion
   • Decoy houses to confuse targeting

3. Social Strategy

   • Form alliances to complete group orders
   • Share resources during emergencies
   • Never trust anyone completely

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? Special Features & Easter Eggs

? Dynamic AI Interactions

• Remembers past interactions and holds grudges
• Adapts insults based on player behavior
• Creates unique degrading titles for each player
• Context-aware threats and false promises

? Environmental Storytelling

• Mysterious monument appearances
• Regular propaganda broadcasts
• "Democratic" elections (results predetermined)
• Surveillance reminders in chat

? Comedy Gold Elements

• Absurd order justifications
• Over-the-top political rhetoric
• Dramatic missile launch sequences
• Bureaucratic ID number assignments

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? Admin Control Panel

? Administrative Commands & GUI Access ### ?️ GUI-Based Administration Access the complete admin interface with `/dm` (requires admin permission): **Visual Admin Controls:** - ? **Order Management GUI** - Browse and start any order type - ? **Missile Selection GUI** - Visual missile launcher with targeting - ? **Live Statistics** - Real-time server metrics and player data - ? **Point & Click Controls** - No commands needed for most actions ### ? Traditional Commands | Command | Description | GUI Alternative | |---------|-------------|----------------| | `/mrpresident reload` | Reload configuration | ✅ GUI Button | | `/mrpresident force-order ` | Trigger specific order | ✅ Order GUI | | `/mrpresident set-reputation ` | Adjust reputation | ✅ Rep Control | | `/mrpresident spawn-missile ` | Manual strike | ✅ Missile GUI | | `/mrpresident monument ` | Manage monument | ❌ Command only | | `/mrpresident skip-order` | Skip current order | ✅ Order GUI | | `/mrpresident pause\|resume` | Control regime | ❌ Command only |

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⚡ Performance & Compatibility

? Optimized for Chaos

• Lightweight: Minimal server impact
• Asynchronous: AI calls don't cause lag
• Configurable: Every aspect customizable
• Safe: No permanent world damage
• Compatible: Works with most plugins

?️ Safety Features

• Rollback commands for accidents
• Protected spawn areas (configurable)
• Missile damage caps
• Anti-grief protections

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? Version History

? Changelog **v1.1.0 - The Oppression Update** - Added 250+ new derogatory terms - Enhanced AI creativity and responses - Implemented ambassador protection - All missiles now deal proper damage - Bunker busters create deep craters - Fixed bugs allowing too much freedom **v1.0.0 - Initial Tyranny** - First release of the regime - Basic missile system - 10 order types - Simple reputation tracking

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⚠️ Warnings & Disclaimers

CONTENT WARNING: This plugin contains dark political satire and authoritarian themes played for comedy. No actual democracies were harmed in the making of this plugin.

Side Effects May Include:

• ? Decreased server population
• ? Increased missile strikes
• ?️ Irresistible urge to vote (pointlessly)
• ? Existential dread about democracy
• ? Uncontrollable laughter

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